Examine the nature
of unborn awareness.
Come to where the flavor is.
Always meditate on whatever provokes resentment.
Have it your way.
When the world is filled with evil, transform all mishaps into
the path of bodhi.
Fly the friendly skies.
Abandon any hope of fruition.
Pour yourself a glass of Florida sunshine.
Don't malign others.
Don't bother me. I'm eating.
Don't seek others' pain as the limbs of your happiness.
Kills bugs dead.
Be grateful to everyone.
Thank heaven for seven eleven.
Whatever you meet unexpectedly, join with meditation.
They plump when you cook 'em.
Drive all blames into one.
There's so much riding on your tires.
If you can practice even when distracted, you are well trained.
If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your
face.
Don't wait in ambush.
Be all that you can be.
Change your attitude, but remain natural.
You've come a long way baby.
Work with the greatest defilements first.
Please don't squeeze the Charmin.
By M. Simon
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