Lojong is
a practice of training your mind and heart to take on the sorrow
and pain of others and, in turn, send them joy and relief.
Long johns are basically long underwear that keeps your
legs warm.
Lojong was brought to Tibet in the 11th century by the
Indian Buddhist teacher Atisha.
Long johns are also a kind of pastry. They're like rectangular
donuts, but with no hole.
Lojong summarizes the essentials of Tibetan Buddhism. These
teachings were abridged for ease of memorization and contemplation
by Geshe Langri Tangpa in the "Eight Verses for Training the Mind."
Long johns can be folded up and taken with you on camping
trips. The silk ones are especially light and portable, yet are
more expensive than cotton.
Lojong helps you cultivate a sense of holding dear all
sentient beings. It enables you to regard others -- even mean,
stupid people -- as precious, like gems.
Long johns come in "circular knit" and "ribbed lightweight"
varieties, among others.
Lojong teaches that it is important to develop a genuine
insight into emptiness through a rational process of analysis
and reflection.
Long johns are sometimes filled with cream and glazed with
chocolate.
By M. Simon
Lojong and Long Johns: A Comparison
HumorM. SimonTibetan Buddhismsatire